Aren't these fun? Little exams, so people know more about our pitiful existences and we attempt to be witty.
Copy and paste to fill in your own flaws, if you wish.


LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Richard Lessly Anderson/Merlin/Fleagle
-- Birthplace: Orangevale, CA
-- Current Location:Arden Mannor (La.38.5833, Lo -121.3883)
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Brown(blond in summer)
-- Height: 6 feetish
-- Righty or Lefty: righty, lefties are hells creation
-- Zodiac Sign: Pisces

LAYER TWO:
-- The shoes you wore today: none, stayed home sick
-- Your fears: failure
-- Your perfect pizza: pepperoni, sausage, and olive
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: not end up in a crappy job or jail

LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Damb alarm
-- Your best physical feature: The scar on my cheek
-- Your bedtime: 30 or so minets after I get home from football, so 7 to 8
-- Your most missed memory: 2nd grade
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, they're red white and blue, thats France's colours
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BK, have it your way, catchy no?
-- Single or group dates: Group, more fun
-- Adidas or Nike: One sec, what are those shoe i got for free? ok Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: God, who drinks tea these days?
-- Chocolate or vanilla: mint chocolate chip, damb thats chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: I cant think of a witty repartee to that

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: and ruin my lungs? Blasphemy.
-- Cuss: Often
-- Sing: Often(in private)
-- Take a showers: Why?(just kidding)
-- Do you think you've been in love: Not according to my speech class.
-- Want to go to college: Ya, though it probably wont happen though.
-- Like(d) high school: Its as plesant as cutting off your own arm, thats pinned under a rock, with a pocket knife. what kindda question is that?
-- Want to get married: Are you asking?
-- Believe in yourself: Depends on what im doing, I know my limits.
-- Get motion sickness: Not that I remember.
-- Think you're a health freak: Not last I checked, one sec...no, false alarm.
-- Get along with your parent(s): Not usually
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes, the rain rocks!!
-- Play an instrument: Trupet and french horn, very poorly though

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No.
-- Smoked: No.
-- Had Sex: Hell ya(I wish).
-- Made Out: Of coarse.
-- Gone on a date: Yes.
--Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I'd like to get my hands on some oreos.
-- Eaten sushi? Ya, sushi is awesome.
-- Been on stage: Yes, not as much as I'd like.
-- Been dumped: It was mutual, mutual dambbit.
-- Gone skating: ice, inline or board? aw crap, none.
-- Made homemade cookies: Who can remember.
-- Been swimming: God yes.
-- Dyed your hair: And hurt these locks? never!!!
-- Stolen anything: Whos asking?

LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No, im a goodded cathlick boy.
--Been caught "doin sumfin": what are you implying? proably
-- Been called a tease: Now that is a dumb question
-- Gotten beaten up: Ya, but you shouldda seen the other guy.
-- Shoplifted: Only from my dad's shop, and it was books.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No, everyone else did that for me.

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Late 20s early 30s
-- How many children? two or three one long befor the other(s).
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: one not at the end of a hillbilly shotgun.
--How do you want to die: Heroicly, probably running away from the hillbilly wedding.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: CHP officer
-- What country would you most like to visit: United Arab Emirates(U.A.E.).

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Dark Blue
-- Best hair color? Dirty blond or Any brown.
--Short or long hair: Not too long, not too short.
-- height: 5'6"-5'10"
- Best weight: 120-145
-- Best articles of clothing: Sports paraphernalia

LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None, gooded cathlick boy, remember?
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Few, and they probably don't know it.
--number of CDs that I own: Too little to count, under 6.
-- Number of piercings: i could never do that, it hurts too much.
-- Number of tattoos: I differ to my previous statement.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Lots, just it didn't mean me.
-- Number of scars on my body: 4 or 5, depends on how the one on my arm turns out.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Too many too count, wait im flawless, none I mean.